Jimbo Fisher Brainstorming Ways to Discreetly Ask Urban Meyer How to Delete Text Messages

When reports came out that Urban Meyer sought to delete old text messages from his phone before handing it over to Ohio State investigators, most everyone was appalled. But in College Station, Texas, there was one man who was more than intrigued.

“I never knew there was a way to delete old text messages,” said Jimbo Fisher while half-heartedly participating in another pointless Texas A&M tradition. “I just have always tried to encrypt messages by talking really fast.” Fisher has been under scrutiny recently after a former player accused him of illegally paying players, creating an unsafe practice environment, and not properly disposing Christmas trees.

Ever since seeing Urban’s press conference, Fisher has been brainstorming subtle ways to communicate with the Ohio State coach and ask what exactly he needs to do to get rid of any incriminating text messages. When others in his staff have suggested to just Google it, Jimbo responded by saying, “That’s way too easy. The only way to accomplish something is by creating as many complications as possible.”

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